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Does anybody want to murder immature senior assholes with me?!

psyducked:

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

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aragorn1379:

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

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I’m procrastinating from chemistry honours at the moment 

I’m procrastinating from chemistry honours at the moment 

Dear Future Husband (Title E.P)

Basically this song is how to win me over hahahaha

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

90schild:

I think about this every time I watch a superhero movie….

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